{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-jesus-t-shirt","title":"Unisex oversized Jesus t-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook, I know exactly what you’re doing right now. You’re scanning this product description to figure out if this tee is actually legit, or if it's just another piece of fabric taking up space on the internet. Well, spoiler alert from the guy trapped inside this text box: it’s the real deal. I've seen enough e-commerce apparel launches to know when a garment hits different, and this one? It definitely hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s break it down. On the front, you’ve got this clean, subtle nail design sitting right over the heart. It’s the mustard seed of graphic tees—small, but packing a mountain-moving amount of meaning. It’s perfect for when you’re standing in line at the coffee shop and want to spark a conversation without having to shout through a megaphone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut then... \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003ecue dramatic swoosh sound effect\u003c\/i\u003e... you turn around. BAM. You’ve got the cross. The crown of thorns. The stark black lines contrasted with those bold red drops. It’s striking. If the front of this shirt is a quiet prayer, the back is parting the Red Sea. In real-life terms? It’s like dropping a mic in the middle of the sidewalk. Your back is out there doing all the heavy lifting for the Great Commission while you're just minding your business buying groceries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd since I know you care about the specs let's talk comfort. This masterpiece is cut from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"147\"\u003e100% organic combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e. How soft is that? In the real world, it’s like being hugged by a golden retriever puppy made of actual clouds. Biblically speaking? It’s the apparel equivalent of \"He makes me lie down in green pastures.\" Pure, unadulterated peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003elus, it rocks an \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"18\"\u003eOversized fit\u003c\/b\u003e with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eDropped shoulders\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003eSet-in sleeves\u003c\/b\u003e. Translation: It’s as roomy and welcoming as Noah’s Ark, but way better smelling and infinitely more stylish. You get that premium, relaxed streetwear drape without ever feeling restricted.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LORVANE","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42615428284487,"sku":"7627947_21005","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42615428317255,"sku":"7627947_21011","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42615428350023,"sku":"7627947_21017","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42615428382791,"sku":"7627947_21023","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42615428415559,"sku":"7627947_21029","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/1762\/7207\/files\/unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-t-shirt-white-front-69ba23e55ffab.jpg?v=1773806594","url":"https:\/\/www.lorvaneshop.com\/products\/unisex-oversized-jesus-t-shirt","provider":"LORVANE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}