{"product_id":"unisex-oversized-8-bit-12-disciples-t-shirt","title":"Unisex oversized (8-bit 12 disciples) t-shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WHEN IRONING, WASHING, or DRYING TURN INSIDE OUT**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eYES! FINALLY! A RETRO VIDEO GAME STYLE SHIRT! THE PIXELS! THE 8-BIT NOSTALGIA! IT’S LIKE A CLASSIC ARCADE CABINET AND YOUR FAVORITE SUNDAY SERVICE TEAMED UP TO MAKE THE GREATEST PIECE OF APPAREL EVER! I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM FREAKING OUT!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e...\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eAhem.\u003c\/i\u003e Okay. Wow. I am so sorry about that. I completely lost my cool for a second. Deep breaths. Let me just straighten my digital tie here. I am a professional website text box, and I have a job to do. Hello, beloved shopper. Let's talk about the absolute masterpiece you've just clicked on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's talk about how this shirt feels. You know that incredible, victorious feeling when you finally beat a ridiculously hard video game level without taking any damage? Or that pure comfort of finding an oversized tee that actually hangs perfectly on your frame instead of fitting like a rigid cardboard box? That is exactly the energy we are dealing with here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThink about the day the original squad was assembled. Twelve completely different guys dropping their nets and leaving their tax booths for the greatest mission in history. We took that monumental crew and gave them the ultimate 8-bit character selection screen treatment. But if you look closely at the pixels, you'll see we skipped the standard \"Choose your disciple\" header. Instead, it’s all about \"Choose your follower\"—putting together the ultimate historical lineup where even Jesus is categorized right there on the grid with the twelve. It’s a fun, nostalgic, and incredibly unique way to wear your faith.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blueprint:\u003c\/b\u003e Now, before the web developer unplugs my server for getting too distracted by the sprite art, I need to give you the actual specifications. Because underneath those glorious retro pixels is a seriously premium piece of clothing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% organic combed ring-spun cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Because your skin deserves the absolute best, most responsibly sourced comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOversized fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Maximum coziness. Maximum style. Zero restriction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDropped shoulders \u0026amp; Set-in sleeves:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect architectural combo to make that oversized drape looks effortless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1 × 1 rib at collar:\u003c\/b\u003e A sturdy, perfectly formed neckline that won't quit on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSelf-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back:\u003c\/b\u003e Just an extra touch of premium durability and comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Color Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Oh, and because we want you to have options to match your daily aesthetic, this 8-bit beauty comes in five different colorways. You can grab it in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003eFrench Navy\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"186\"\u003eHeather Grey\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"200\"\u003eStone\u003c\/b\u003e, and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"211\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWell, my excitement levels are starting to peak again just looking at it, so I should probably wrap this up. Choose your favorite color, grab your perfect size, and go be a light out there—while looking like an absolute classic!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e**\u003cstrong\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e will be added to this product \u003cstrong\u003eSOON\u003c\/strong\u003e**\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LORVANE","offers":[{"title":"French Navy \/ S","offer_id":42686523048007,"sku":"7980568_21001","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ M","offer_id":42686523080775,"sku":"7980568_21007","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ L","offer_id":42686523113543,"sku":"7980568_21013","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42686523146311,"sku":"7980568_21019","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"French Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42686523179079,"sku":"7980568_21025","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42686523211847,"sku":"7980568_21000","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42686523244615,"sku":"7980568_21006","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42686523277383,"sku":"7980568_21012","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42686523310151,"sku":"7980568_21018","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42686523342919,"sku":"7980568_21024","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":42686523375687,"sku":"7980568_21002","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":42686523408455,"sku":"7980568_21008","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":42686523441223,"sku":"7980568_21014","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":42686523473991,"sku":"7980568_21020","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":42686523506759,"sku":"7980568_21026","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ S","offer_id":42686523539527,"sku":"7980568_21004","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ M","offer_id":42686523572295,"sku":"7980568_21010","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ L","offer_id":42686523605063,"sku":"7980568_21016","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ XL","offer_id":42686523637831,"sku":"7980568_21022","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ 2XL","offer_id":42686523670599,"sku":"7980568_21028","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42686523703367,"sku":"7980568_21005","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42686523736135,"sku":"7980568_21011","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42686523768903,"sku":"7980568_21017","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42686523801671,"sku":"7980568_21023","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42686523834439,"sku":"7980568_21029","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/1762\/7207\/files\/unisex-organic-oversized-high-neck-blaster-2.0-t-shirt-black-back-69d89b28191c9.jpg?v=1775878683","url":"https:\/\/www.lorvaneshop.com\/products\/unisex-oversized-8-bit-12-disciples-t-shirt","provider":"LORVANE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}