{"title":"Sweatshirts","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"2-corinthians-5-7-sweatshirt","title":"2 Corinthians 5:7 sweatshirt (Black)","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e(Stares directly out of the screen at the person reading this)\u003c\/i\u003e Yes, you. The person looking at this listing right now. Let’s skip the corporate marketing fluff where a generic description tries to convince you that a piece of clothing will change your life. Instead, let's just look at the actual shirt. It’s a black, oversized, heavyweight crewneck. It’s thick, it’s premium, and it doesn't need a fancy model to look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eLet's look at the actual design blueprint:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Front: Minimalist Impact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003eThe Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, stark white cross stamped right over the left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eThe Setup:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s clean and understated. It sits right over the heart, keeping the focus exactly where it belongs without needing to shout across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe Sleeves: The Literal Walk\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eRight Sleeve:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"14\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\"Walk By Faith\"\u003c\/b\u003e running down the fabric in a stylized, bold white font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003eLeft Sleeve:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"13\" data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\"Not By Sight\"\u003c\/b\u003e mirroring it on the other side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003eThe Reality:\u003c\/b\u003e The placement isn't random. When those arms are moving, the message is moving. It’s a literal, physical manifestation of the verse. You don't even have to open your mouth to make a statement; you just have to exist in a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe Back: The Source Code\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003eThe Text:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"10\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\"2 Corinthian 5:7\"\u003c\/b\u003e printed across the upper back in a sharp, vibrant red, complete with the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"102\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\"NKJV\"\u003c\/b\u003e tag underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003eThe Punchline:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the ultimate walkthrough. Someone catches the text on the sleeves as you walk past, they loop around to the back, and the source code is right there waiting for them. It bridges the gap between modern streetwear aesthetics and timeless truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eLet's pause the aesthetic breakdown for a second to look at the actual tag. We aren't cutting corners on the material here:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eThe Core Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"29\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester fleece\u003c\/b\u003e. That means it's combed to get rid of all the impurities before it's ever spun, giving you a dense, premium weight that feels incredibly smooth on the outside and insanely soft on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eThe Exception to the Rule:\u003c\/b\u003e Just so we are completely transparent—if you end up looking at the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"94\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eAthletic Heather\u003c\/b\u003e version, that one shifts to a heavy blend of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"156\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 6% polyester fleece\u003c\/b\u003e. Same heavyweight structure, just a slightly different DNA mix to get that perfect heather look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eHow does a heavyweight, oversized garment like this actually stack up when you're out living life?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003eIt’s warmer than:\u003c\/b\u003e Going out to your car on a freezing Sunday morning and realizing someone else already turned on the heated seats for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eIt’s more reliable than:\u003c\/b\u003e Your friend who promises they are \"five minutes away\" when they haven't even rolled out of bed yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eIt’s softer than:\u003c\/b\u003e The feeling of finally sitting down after standing through a three-hour service in brand-new dress shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eIt’s more protective than:\u003c\/b\u003e The armor of King Saul. Remember when David tried it on and it just didn't fit right? This sweatshirt is the exact opposite—it’s designed to actually fit, offering a heavy, comforting shield against a harsh wind without holding you back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"2,0,0\"\u003et’s tougher than:\u003c\/b\u003e Samson on a good hair day. This premium Airlume cotton and polyester fleece blend is built to survive countless rounds in the high-heat cycle of a washing machine without shrinking into a crop top, losing its structure, or shedding its softness. It's designed to go the distance, week after week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_21006750ed3abca1\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e(Stares directly back at you through the screen, crossing arms)\u003c\/i\u003e Look, we both know how this ends. You’ve read the specs. You’ve seen the heavy fabric breakdown. You know it’s the perfect blend of streetwear comfort and timeless truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, what are we doing here? Are you going to keep scrolling, or are you going to hit that button, add it to your cart, and officially upgrade your closet?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGo ahead. Make the move. I’ll just wait right here until you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e(Points dynamically at the \"Add to Cart\" button, gives a final approving nod, and walks straight off the screen)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LORVANE","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42514218090567,"sku":"3246743_23053","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42514218123335,"sku":"3246743_23054","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42514218156103,"sku":"3246743_23055","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42514218188871,"sku":"3246743_23056","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514218221639,"sku":"3246743_23057","price":77.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/1762\/7207\/files\/unisex-oversized-heavyweight-sweatshirt-black-back-69b9c6fcead0f.jpg?v=1773782958"},{"product_id":"oversized-heavyweight-sweatshirt","title":"2 Corinthians 5:7 sweatshirt (White)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e(Stares directly out of the screen, leaning in close)\u003c\/i\u003e Okay, stop right there. Before you start thinking, \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"105\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh great, they just copied and pasted the text from the black version and swapped the word 'black' for 'white' to save time,\"\u003c\/i\u003e let me stop you right there. We don't do lazy sequels here. No recycled jokes, no recycled layout. This is a completely fresh script for a completely fresh look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’re talking \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e40% polyester fleece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTranslation for the humans\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We took the softest cotton known to man, combed out all the \"bad vibes\" (and impurities), and mixed it with fleece so fluffy you’ll feel like you’re being hugged by a very holy sheep. It’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoversized\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, because your faith is big, and your comfort should be too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Chest\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A minimalist \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack cross\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on the left. It’s the \"Small Business\" logo of the Kingdom. Subtle, sharp, and says, \"I’m with the Architect.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sleeves\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (My favorite part).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLeft Arm\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Walk By Faith \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRight Arm\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not By Sight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese aren't just words; they’re your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003etactical reminders\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. When your hands are busy doing life, your arms are busy reminding you how to survive it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Back: 2 Corinthians 5:7\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in bold red text. It’s the \"Exit Sign\" for your old life. If people are following you, they’re getting a sermon for free. You’re welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s 100% cozy, 100% convicting, and 0% likely to stay in stock for long. It’s for the person who knows that \"seeing is believing\" is a lie—trusting is believing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wash it cold, dry it low, and try not to spill grape juice on it during Communion. That’s a \"sight\" you don’t want to see on 60% Airlume cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \"Logic says you have enough sweatshirts. Faith says you don't have this one. And let’s be honest, when has logic ever walked you on water? Checkout is that way.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 -36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 -40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41 -43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 -46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47 -49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"metric\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8-91.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e94-101.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e104-109.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e111.8-116.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e77.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e119.4-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LORVANE","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42514281201735,"sku":"7860921_23095","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42514281234503,"sku":"7860921_23096","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42514281267271,"sku":"7860921_23097","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42514281300039,"sku":"7860921_23098","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42514281332807,"sku":"7860921_23099","price":77.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/1762\/7207\/files\/unisex-oversized-heavyweight-sweatshirt-white-back-6a59bb311bb70.jpg?v=1784265530"},{"product_id":"unisex-lorvane-sweatshirt","title":"Unisex LORVANE Sweatshirt (White)","description":"\u003cp\u003eAlright, let me just pull up my notes here. Okay, first things first: before you get completely captivated by the crisp, white perfection you're looking at, I am obligated to tell you that this exact sweatshirt also comes in a super sleek black version. Keep that in your back pocket\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eAlright, the production team is politely demanding that I stop hyping it up and actually give you the manufacturing specifications. Because beneath all this comfort is a seriously premium build. Here is exactly what you're putting in your cart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate tag-team champion of fabrics. It keeps you exceptionally warm without making you feel like you're wearing a heavy winter coat indoors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePre-shrunk:\u003c\/b\u003e Because doing laundry shouldn't involve complex shrinking anxiety. It fits perfectly right out of the box, and it’s going to stay exactly that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean, sharp, and tailored enough to wear out on a Saturday afternoon, but cozy enough to fall asleep in on the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex:\u003c\/b\u003e A highly durable neckline that stretches right over your head and snaps back into perfect shape like it never even happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, let's just pause for a second. Yes, I am literally just the product description paragraph on your screen, but I've hung around enough web pages to know exactly what you're doing right now. 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